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i turned my lovers into lampshades
feeb-lee:

♥!?

feeb-lee:

♥!?

game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]
markjbawden:

David and Zach, Redwoods CA April 2014

markjbawden:

David and Zach, Redwoods CA April 2014

blackgirlstalking:


In the “Anaconda” video, she says. “At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ ” I ask if she’s referring to how the Drake scene immediately follows the kitchen scene. “Yeah, that was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s fine, but always keeping the power and the control in everything.”

Nicki Minaj: Cheeky Genius, GQ

blackgirlstalking:

In the “Anaconda” video, she says. “At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ ” I ask if she’s referring to how the Drake scene immediately follows the kitchen scene. “Yeah, that was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s fine, but always keeping the power and the control in everything.”

Nicki Minaj: Cheeky Genius, GQ
red-lipstick:

Guirnou aka Monik Walmsley (Canada) - Flirt, 2008     Body Arts

red-lipstick:

Guirnou aka Monik Walmsley (Canada) - Flirt, 2008     Body Arts

And I can’t find my favorite necklace I’m freaking out I love that thing

Like I just shouldn’t be allowed to be around other people I swear.

I’m always fucking things up, taking jokes too seriously, and just being a fucking depressed lunatic.

No one likes to be around me.

So why do I even bother putting myself in social situations?

I feel like shit.