You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
i just had to reblog this for the face tbh
THAT’S A GOOSE OKAY DUCKS ARE NICE AND CUTE GEESE ARE SATAN
You don’t know anything about the mating pattern of ducks, then! “No” actually does not mean a damn thing to ducks. Just look up videos about a duck’s penis, it will tell you everything and then make you angry at ducks a little.